bamfsback:

GEEZ fine. You can come, just don’t slobber all over everything.

katefuckingbishop:

Pass it on.~ ;D

bamfsback:

bamfsback:

Hey….! I’m fun, I can be fun also. Surely crawling on walls is an asset here.

Nope! You ruined it by being meanie-poo protective boyfriend. Fun’s over.

bamfsback:

I feel like this situation is spiraled well out of my control at this point.

bamfsback:

Wait.

Wait.

How do you even make a bullet out of chapstick?

Maybe if you’d been less stingy about your ghostie girlfriend I’d tell you but nooooooooooooo.

bamfsback:

You keep making those faces and I am going to have my feelings hurt, I think.

Not my intention! All I wanted her for was to fling melted chap stick bullets through the window at Tony and you’ve ruined it.

bamfsback:

Carol, Carol. I’m wounded. I am a gentleman, what kind of man do you think me to be? I assure you all parties would be … satisfied … with the outcome of this little card game.

The mental images!

I seem to have started a thing…

bamfsback:

That is a lot of cards you have, there, Carol. Also I would like it noted for the record that you are the one who brought your age up, not me.

I find myself more persuaded by brunettes these days, to be honest.

Can that ‘girls just want to have fun’ card be paired with a ‘the elf wants fun too’ card?

It can be, in fact, so long as I get to play mine first.

winterredemption:

For the record, I’m #Team Carol. 

takepryde:

totallymarvelous:

Yeah. I’m great. This is just time sensitive and Stark-trolling related.

Alright I’m in. What’s the plan?

HAH! I knew that would rope you in.  Though, theoretically, there is no plan. I’m kind of winging it at this point but I need your particular talents.

bamfsback:

Pretty sure you are not that awesome, liebchen, dibs is a time-honored system. And you are the one that brought them up anyway.

Yea but can I play the ‘I’m your elder’ card? What about ‘pretty blonde’ card or perhaps I could fancy you with a ‘girls just want to have fun’ card?

takepryde:

totallymarvelous replied to your post: So I’ve got bungee chord, a space heater and some…

I CAN’T EXPLAIN THEY MIGHT BE WATCHING SHHHH JUST COME

You feeling okay Carol? I mean I’ll come with you but this is… Unusual to say the least.

Yeah. I’m great. This is just time sensative and Stark-trolling related.